Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Duty. That which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

Habit is a shackle for the free.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

Opiate. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.