I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?

Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

Work is the province of cattle.

They sicken at the calm that know the storm.

Art is a form of catharsis.