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"We make our fortunes and we call them fate."
Benjamin Disraeli &bull Fate
"He who fears to suffer, suffers from fear."
Proverb &bull Fear
"In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being."
Robert Louis Stevenson &bull Husbands
"Great abundance of riches cannot be gathered and kept by any man without sin."
Desiderius Erasmus &bull Wealth
"We hate delays by others, but sometimes it makes us wise."
Proverb &bull Procrastination
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Some people never head a procession until they're dead.

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The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.

Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes

Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.

Mark Twain quotes

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night.

George Eliot quotes

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

François de La Rochefoucauld quotes

A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.

Ambrose Bierce quotes