Groucho Marx Quotes - Famous Quotations and Funny Sayings

"When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself."
Plato &bull Psychology

"If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race."
George Bernard Shaw &bull Men and Women

"Most of one's life is one prolonged effort to prevent oneself thinking."
Aldous Huxley &bull Thoughts

"A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist."
Sigmund Freud &bull Neurosis

"He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."
Mark Twain &bull Futility

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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.