Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Woman! The peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch, and the sinner his justification!