When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby.

If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird.

Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless.

Do not make yourself so big, you are not so small.

Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.

If you can't go over, you must go under.

Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys.

No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen.

Pray that you will never have to bear all that you are able to endure.

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.