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"It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own."
Marcus Tulius Cicero &bull Fools
"In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous."
Robert Green Ingersoll &bull Mediocrity
"The wise man applauds he who he thinks most virtuous; the rest of the world applauds the wealthy."
Samuel Johnson &bull Virtues
"Lord, what fools these mortals be."
William Shakespeare &bull Fools
"Genius unexerted is no more genius than a bushel of acorns is a forest of oaks."
Henry Ward Beecher &bull Genius
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell quotes

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

William Shakespeare quotes

The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton quotes

The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.

Unknown Source quotes

'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so.

Laurence Sterne quotes

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes
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