The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.