It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it's time to cash in.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.