It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

One of society's biggest problems today is that we've allowed relationships to be accepted as impermanent, particularly marriage.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

If you wish to marry suitably, marry your equal.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

The day you marry, it is either kill or cure.

Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.