If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

The great living experience for every man is his adventure into the woman. The man embraces in the woman all that is not himself, and from that one resultant, from that embrace, comes every new action.

I tell you there isn't a thing under the sun that needs to be done at all, but what a man can do better than a woman, unless it's bearing children, and they do that in a poor make-shift way; it had better ha been left to the men.

If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works.

The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the opinion is about a woman.