To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

The one who pleased everybody died before they were born.

Avoid popularity; it has many snares, and no real benefit.

I've given parties that have made Indian rajahs green with envy. I've had prima donnas break $10, 000 engagements to come to my smallest dinners. When you were still playing button back in Ohio, I entertained on a cruising trip that was so much fun that I had to sink my yacht to make my guests go home.

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.