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"There's always free cheese in the mouse traps, but the mice there ain't happy."
Unknown Source &bull Obstacles
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain &bull Smile
"That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise."
George Eliot &bull Wives
"The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious."
Helen Rowland &bull Flirting
"When your OUTGO exceeds your INCOME then your UPKEEP will be your DOWNFALL."
Unknown Source &bull Expenditure
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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Unknown Source quotes

Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind of reception it meets in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.

Jonathan Swift quotes

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

Thomas Carlyle quotes

Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

Mark Twain quotes

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Lord Byron quotes

Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.

William Hazlitt quotes

It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination for satire would reflect that the finest satirist always has something of both in him.

Georg C. Lichtenberg quotes

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

Mark Twain quotes

Blows are sarcasm's turned stupid.

George Eliot quotes