I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

I am at two with nature.